31 7 / 2014

adam-pancake:

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

And the horror when you realize you will start on your trip

(via 22-jumpstreet)

31 7 / 2014

nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

image

I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

(via 22-jumpstreet)

31 7 / 2014

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

(via 22-jumpstreet)

31 7 / 2014

zerostatereflex:

saVer-animaciones

Objects ground out of existence.

(via 22-jumpstreet)

31 7 / 2014

teatray-inthesky:

laughing out loud by myself at 2 in the morning

(Source: idreamofjimmy, via sherlockholmesexual)

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

(Source: jordansparrish, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

30 7 / 2014

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

(via oops-i-hate-you)

30 7 / 2014

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

(Source: rchael, via thescarletmerrmaid)

30 7 / 2014

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela, via thescarletmerrmaid)

30 7 / 2014

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via thescarletmerrmaid)

30 7 / 2014

"Please stop calling this a nation of immigrants. We are not a nation of immigrants. We are a nation of colonizers, ex-slaves, ghosts of genocide victims, and preferred immigrants."

Maurice Lucas Goes IN (via sonofbaldwin)

(via yyuks)

30 7 / 2014